“Mom, did you take a shower today?”

“Why?”

“Cuz you look different…”

” I got my hair cut”

“Well it doesn’t look right”

“Don’t I look beautiful?”

“no, Mom, the back doesn’t look right”

So much for the $135 and the “master” stylist!

Later in the car…

“You hurt my feelings saying that my hair didn’t look good”…

“I was only kidding mom, you look beautiful!”

(she knows which side her bread is buttered on!)